Thieves made off with about $600 million worth of art from a Paris museum last night, including paintings by Matisse and Picasso. Art lovers, be not afraid: The blackguards are sure to return the priceless works once they get wind of this major scolding from Pierre Cornette de Saint-Cyr, director of a neighboring museum:"You cannot do anything with these paintings. All countries in the world are aware, and no collector is stupid enough to buy a painting that, one, he can't show to other collectors, and two, risks sending him to prison," he said on LCI television. "In general, you find these paintings," he said. "These five paintings are un-sellable, so thieves, sirs, you are imbeciles, now return them."The possibility de Saint-Cyr appears to be overlooking: The theft was commissioned by a private collector, and the thieves won't have to worry about selling the paintings.
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UPDATE: Yes, I know Steve McQueen's Thomas Crown robbed banks, not museums. But he's also dead, so suspend a little disbelief people. Besides, McQueen is much cooler than Pierce Brosnan (who I once sat next to at a Springsteen concert — guy's got no rhythm).05/20 10:51 AMShare
Hey, I'll take any excuse to use Steve McQueen to class up this joint.