*Sorry about the arch prose. I watched a Sherlock Holmes MYSTERY! last night ("The Second Stain"), and the show had its usual effect. For a period of at least 24 hours after watching, I have to repress urges to walk with a proper cane, smoke a pipe, and talk with a proper English accent. I blame you, Jeremy Brett.
Mr. Brett, of course, portrays the great detective, and as for the rest, well, just watch: